(Verse 1) Yo, step into the city where the lights shine bright, In Vegas, baby, where dreams take flight. But we ain’t talkin’ ’bout the high-roller’s gamble, Nah, let me introduce you to a different scandal.
In the heart of Sin City, a spectacle’s born, Exotic dancers gettin’ wild from dusk ’til morn. But these ain’t just any dancers, no, they got finesse, Shakin’ what their mamas gave ’em, you’ll be impressed!
(Chorus) Las Vegas nights, oh, what a sight, Exotic dancers sparklin’, like diamonds in the light. They got moves that’ll make you holler and cheer, Laughin’ till you cry, they got no fear.
(Verse 2) Now meet Miss Sapphire, she’s the female stripper queen of the floor, Dancin’ with grace, you’ll keep beggin’ for more. Her twirls and swirls, they’re a sight to behold, You’ll be throwin’ your dollars like you struck gold.
Then there’s Big Tony, a dude with swagger, His hip-hop moves will make you stagger. He pops and locks, with a comedic flair, You’ll be laughin’ so hard, you’ll need a medic’s care.
(Chorus) Las Vegas nights, oh, what a sight, Exotic dancers sparklin’, like diamonds in the light. They got moves that’ll make you holler and cheer, Laughin’ till you cry, they got no fear.
(Verse 3) But hold up, wait a minute, let’s not forget Mandy, The country girl exotic dancer, she’s sweet as candy. Rockin’ cowboy boots and a ten-gallon hat, Her line dance moves, they’re as smooth as satin.
And there’s Johnny B, the awkward dude, He’s got two left feet, but he’s still in the mood. His clumsy charm will make you crack a smile, He falls, he trips, but hey, that’s his style!
(Chorus) Las Vegas nights, oh, what a sight, Exotic dancers sparklin’, like diamonds in the light. They got moves that’ll make you holler and cheer, Laughin’ till you cry, they got no fear.
(Verse 4) Now the crowd goes wild for the daring duo, Chad and Brad, they’re the male stripper bros that woo. With acrobatics in the air, they fly, And land right into a hilarious high-five.
Next up is Sassy Sarah, oh, what a sass, Her dance moves are fierce, she’s got so much class. She winks and teases, with a wink and a nod, You’ll be rollin’ on the floor, oh my, oh God!
(Chorus) Las Vegas nights, oh, what a sight, Exotic dancers sparklin’, like diamonds in the light. They got moves that’ll make you holler and cheer, Laughin’ till you cry, they got no fear.
(Bridge) Now, some might say it’s just a show, But these dancers, they got talent, bro. They entertain with laughter and glee, Bringing joy to all, setting spirits free.
(Verse 5) So next time you’re in Vegas, don’t miss the chance, To see these girl strippers bust a move, it’s not happenstance. You’ll laugh, you’ll cheer, you’ll be filled with delight, Exotic dancers in Vegas, a comedic sight!
(Chorus) Las Vegas nights, oh, what a sight, Exotic dancers sparklin’, like diamonds in the light. They got moves that’ll make you holler and cheer, Laughin’ till you cry, they got no fear.
(Outro) So raise a glass to these dancers bold, Their laughter contagious, never old. In Las Vegas, where dreams take flight, Exotic dancers shine, a funny, dazzling sight!